Reblog if you’ve seen a girl with hair like this
How I hear Sofia Vergara’s Covergirl commercial:
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
The Best Thing Happened To Me Today In Math Class
We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor! Loki isn’t here!”
LOKI ISN’T HERE.
We became best friends after that, obviously.
Jane Fonda in Cat Ballou (1965)
You guys repost stuff like this on this stupid site because you think it’s cool. Yeah it’s so fucking cool seeing someone wanting to commit suicide. I’m going to go take pictures of my self now with rope tied around my neck, don’t worry I’ll be sure to throw up some deuces. SO COOL MAN. Sarcasm
You obviously haven’t seen this film.
Hahahaha I am crying
