Still a virgin, but it's only 25 'til 9:00.

the-absolute-best-posts:

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joli-nomad:

Ambush

joli-nomad:

Ambush

ohshititsgreg:

Hello prostitute I will have 2 sex please

skyforme-shaymin:

arbokstarship:

IM SO DONE WITH POKEMON RIGHT NOW

I ONLY REALIZED TODAY

THAT THIS LITTLE FUCKER SHAYMIN

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IS NOT JUST A HEDGEHOG

IT IS

LITERALY

A HEDGEHOG

FUCKING POKEMON IM 5000% DONE WITH YOU TODAY

oh my god

bookshop:

mydaywithd:

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.
(via Feminism)

bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.

bookshop:

mydaywithd:

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.

(via Feminism)

bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.

gentlementleman:

smissmas-miracle:

gentlementleman:

hungriestpufferfish:

pirateloser:

littleannabear:





asilverlinings:





ehxaling:





I CAN’T BREATHE OMG





OH MY GOD





CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ADD HUGH JACKMAN STEALING THE BREAD ITS ALL I WANT IN THE WORLD PLEASE TUMBLR OK THANKYOU BYE









god damn it tumblr

#what about russell crowe chasing hugh jackman


IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER

Now someone add Leonardo DiCaprio sneaking off with the Oscar as this all goes down, YES,

gentlementleman:

smissmas-miracle:

gentlementleman:

hungriestpufferfish:

pirateloser:

littleannabear:

asilverlinings:

ehxaling:

I CAN’T BREATHE OMG

OH MY GOD

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ADD HUGH JACKMAN STEALING THE BREAD ITS ALL I WANT IN THE WORLD PLEASE TUMBLR OK THANKYOU BYE

image

god damn it tumblr

#what about russell crowe chasing hugh jackman

IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER

Now someone add Leonardo DiCaprio sneaking off with the Oscar as this all goes downYES,

mandasaurkitten:

curious-mad-cat:

The Utonagan is a breed of dog that resembles a wolf, but in fact is a mix of three breeds of domestic dog: Alaskan Malamute, German Shepherd, and Siberian Husky.

The name Utonagan was found in a book of Native American mythology where Ut!ô’naqan is interpreted as “Spirit of the Wolf”.

Dog pictured is named Loki

Absolutely the most beautiful dog I have ever seen.

Looket how happy he isss~

pampampam:

slvgworth:

liztonicedtea:

xanderthegreatest:

poster-ofagirl:

vogueandcocaine:

catsandcunts:

wild-whispers:

royalteens:

girlslave:

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